Objects In Mirrors: Objects In Mirrors Are Closer Than They Appear

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And now, it's time for our long-distance dedication. And this week, it's long distance indeed. Pavel, from Bratislava, Czechoslovakia, writes:

"Dear Casey, I write to you from behind the Iron Curtain. Life is tough here in Czechoslovakia in 1981. The Sixth Five-Year Plan has failed, and the Soviet Union is scaling back oil exports, leaving our economy hurting. We have little to look forward to here in Communist Czechoslovakia, except perhaps a Seventh Five-Year Plan. For us young Czechs and Slovaks, life is bleak..."

This is bullshit. Nobody cares. These guys are from Richmond, and who gives a shit? OK, I want a goddamn concerted effort to come out of a record that isn't a fucking uptempo record everytime I do a goddamn communism dedication! It's the last goddamn time! I want somebody to use his fucking brain, to not come out of a goddamn record that is, uh, that's uptempo and I gotta talk about fucking communism! Boy, is this fucking ponderous, man. Ponderous. Fucking ponderous.